Dysphonia makes it hard to speak;
dysphagia makes it hard to eat.
Dyskinesia jerks one to and fro
where one does not wish to go.
Dystonia makes the muscles cramp;
dysarthria makes the voice decamp.
Dysphoria brings a nasty mood;
dyspraxia moves, misunderstood.
Dysergic muscles plead digression;
dyspepsia gives indigestion.
If only one could diss the dys-es,
There’d be a chance to know what bliss is.