Marie Elizabeth Tomas

Marie Elizabeth Tomas is a columnist, screenwriter, novelist and humorist.

She has written 30 screenplays, and published seven books: “My Kids

Have Tails,” “I’m Here and I’m Fine,” “Sex a la mode,” “The Red Thongs,” “Jeremy Jitters,””Adam Did It” and “Parkinson Lite.” Her funny columns appear on Facebook and

Marie resides in Brooklyn, with her husband, Patrick, a retired police officer and her lovable labs, Dudley and Farley,

“Writing is not a hobby, but rather, a passion of mine. Making people laugh is my mission” Then she adds, with a crooked smile, “If only I were an octopus. I could certainly use six additional appendages.”